First, A hey to everybody else whom ended up here as a consequence of googling any combination of “sex” and “The Rock. ” It is known by me takes place, as evidenced with a post i did so called “Mommy Porn, ” which remains certainly one of my most viewed articles. We have the entire sex + The Rock thing, i really do, and I don’t judge. You may be welcome only at WOAW.

Since the name for this post conveys, yesterday evening I had a fantasy. Just How it out for you about I lay?

Present day, main nj-new jersey, a Clifford Red 2005 Honda Odyssey parked on a residential district street.

JC calls it “The Jalopy”

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson…

One four-foot long French Baguette…

Jess leans to the driver’s home associated with the minivan, because the Rock leans in to the passenger part home. He’s keeping a more or less four-foot long, French baguette, covered with those types of brown paper baguette bags. He’s wanting to fit the baguette on the front side seats to the sunglasses compartment from the dash.

Jess (searching throughout the seats towards the Rock): Dude. What exactly are you doing?

Jess: It’s maybe maybe not planning to fit.

Jess: place your baguette into the straight straight back.

And there it is had by you. That has been the dream that is entire. After all… I don’t understand. Perhaps my brain is into the gutter, nonetheless it might have now been an intercourse fantasy. Take note: we had been completely clothed the complete time, I experienced gone to Wegman’s that morning with my hubby therefore we did purchase baguettes, and because we anticipate that the interested minds need to know, I didn’t see in the event that Rock put their baguette when you look at the straight back.

I’d like to indicate for the record listed here, which might or may not sway your ideas:

  1. my pal Angela and We both love The Rock and now have determined we shall drop every thing to exert effort on their presidential campaign. No, he’s not operating in 2016, but someday we could envision this occurring. We don’t also care exactly exactly just what celebration he operates for because if everyone can unite the bipartisan system, it is The Rock.
  2. I would not take him food shopping if I were in close proximity to The Rock. I’d add one thing sassy here, such as “we’d find other fun things to do, wink wink, ” but in fact in the event that Rock visited the house, I’m fairly particular my better half would swoop in and invest your day chatting with him about exercises and food diets (meh).
  3. Nevertheless, I just don’t think The Rock would buy a four-foot long baguette if we did go food shopping. You realize, carbohydrates? Since we stalk him on Instagram I’m conscious he enjoys a splurge every so often, but he’s a damn healthy dude (demonstrably). I’m thinking we’d purchase cod and stuff that is protein-laden. We visualize myself attempting to sneak Pringles to the container and him offering me personally the eyebrow and tsking I would not subject The Rock to the Jalopy minivan, which has no air conditioning and requires duct tape to keep one of the sliding doors closed (on occasion) at me.
  4. Further,. Whenever we needed to get meals shopping, I would personally insist we just take his fancy truck (I’ve seen it on Instagram). All of the baguettes within the global globe can easily fit into the rear of that thing.
  5. Used to do state “Dude” within my fantasy, that I never state in actual life.
  6. I have been composing lots of relationship recently, none involving placing any such thing in the rear of such a thing. Nevertheless, had we slept a bit sounder maybe this dream will have resulted in a picnic that is romantic The Rock, including bread, cod, and other things The Rock “is cooking. ” Stranger things have actually occurred (haven’t they? ).

I’d put a poll in here but which may be too strange, also for me personally. Nevertheless, I’d like to hear your thinking. What’s up using this fantasy?

As constantly, many thanks for accommodating my crazy. I really hope you have got a day that is great.